I talk am

I talk am is a bi-lingual way of saying “I said so”… more so there is more to my “I talk am” than meets the eye. Dearie’s, my blog post is not to lecture you guys on  English Language or linguistics;  we’ve all had enough lectures in high school up until University… Be my guest if you want to ask lecturers about my performance in English sha… Hahaha…

The breaking news story I’m about to share is about my driving lessons. I have been taking driving lessons for so long now I can’t even remember when I started learning how to drive. It feels like ages ago and to think the year is almost over and I still don’t have the pretty pink plastic with my name on it confirming to the world I have joined the teeming number of proud motorist enriching the government with taxes and speed fines lol…

OMG I have had dreams where I’m driving in a sleek Mercedes Benz with the top down and the wind blowing in my face while speeding into wondrous oblivion not caring what the weather is like in this piece of real estate called GB. Its at this moment I snap back into reality at the screams of my instructor yelling that I should slam on the breaks. By the way my instructors name is Oga as that is the best thing I can think of without naming him something colourful. Brethren see me see wahala oh, Oga has been telling me that I still need more lessons in December 2015 to prepare me for my practical test in January 2016.Oga arrived at this decision after failing me in 4 mock driving tests where he was Judge, Jury and Executioner.

I have been learning how to drive since Genesis 1:1 and I felt that taking and passing my driving test will be a wonderful way to end the year; but Oga had other plans as he intends to keep billing me so he can build a mansion in his village – Haa, God no go gree and  the Pope must hear this as this man wants to extort me in a Bri-ish way, init. My sweets na so i carry my faith dash oga believing that i would be an expert in moving a manual car….Sorry oo! i meant drive and what i started with a smile ended so much in tears. So my people ‘I talk am say that dude be 419’ but he is British init so I won’t use this expensive figures to describe him!